Exceptional Forecasting - The Future is Now

Welcome to the Exceptional Forecasting Agency, where the future is always looking up!

We're the ones who predict the unpredictable, the ones who see what lies ahead.

And what lies ahead, is a bright, neon, Technicolor future full of possibilities!

Or so we've been told.

Our team of expert prognosticators have been studying the art of exceptionality for years.

And we're not just talking about the weather.

We're talking about the future of the future. The future of the future, if you will.

Want to see our latest predictions?

Exceptional Predictions 2023 Future Forecasting: Forecasting the Impossible

Our Predictions

Some of our most exceptional predictions include:

• 2023: A global shortage of avocado toast will lead to a global uprising of artisanal toast bakers.
• 2025: A team of highly trained, robotic accountants will replace all human accountants, leading to a 300% increase in productivity and a 99% decrease in eye-rolling.
• 2027: A new, highly addictive, highly caffeinated beverage will be discovered, leading to a 100% increase in productivity and a 100% increase in caffeine-induced anxiety.

Meet Our Team

Our team of experts are the best in the business, or so they tell us.

• Exceptional Mike: Our resident expert on exceptional things.
• Forecaster Francine: Our expert on forecasting the obvious.
• Algo Alex: Our expert on algorithmic forecasting and other fancy math stuff.